Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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