Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize