I think my vagina is haunted
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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