I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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