how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
My balls are so social today.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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