The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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