It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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