Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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