She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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