Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
soo... how was my night?
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