I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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