yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Text me some of your sweat
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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