I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I am mentally ready for anal.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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