whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
