I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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