I must be too annoying 4 u.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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