doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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