So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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