Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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