your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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