we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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