i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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