Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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