Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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