One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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