haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
another moral hangover. fuck.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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