why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
We're not piercing ourselves today.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
