How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You were trust falling into bushes
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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