Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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