he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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