so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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