butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Also, beer. Big fan.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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