She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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