Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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