my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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