what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
too bad you live with your parents still
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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