I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
