I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
one might say we're banned from that church
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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