it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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