I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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