I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I think I sprained my soul last night
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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