I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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