I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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