I'm so fucking centered right now
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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