Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(573): View more from Missouri

I can tuck mytits in my pants

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.

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(205): View more from Alabama

remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?

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(214): View more from Texas

Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night

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(760): View more from California

But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy

(530): View more from California

I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.

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(516): View more from New York

I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows

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