I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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