meet me or not, i'm out of control
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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