I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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