apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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