Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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