My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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