glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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