No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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